32 Weeks

Alright, I know I'm carrying bigger than the last time. Trust me. No one knows better than I do how big my belly is. Yet every night I have at least 1 patient come through the doors at work and ask when I'm due and when I say March 4th their face becomes this combination of uncertainty of what to say next and shock that I'm this huge and not due tomorrow. Sometimes it's 2 or 3 patients. Awesome. Thanks guys. I actually had a woman come in last night and ask if I was having twins and when I said no she upped the ante with "triplets?". Seriously? I know I'm big but I'm not THAT big. Thanks for making a girl feel large.

I'll let you decide for yourself if you think I'm having twins and/or triplets.